Whats Wong With Class Sizes?

I can tell you now that its not the size of the class that matters, but the caliber of its students. A class could be made up of 40+ students, but so long as those students were focused, intelligent and keen then size would not have an impact. Students who are not, for example, Ben Wong.

But instead we have classes filled with people like this guy -->

This is the kind of guy who without fail will turn up to a theater when the show is already part way through, and his seat will always be in the middle of the row, forcing him to squeeze past and disrupt every other viewer in the theater. Likewise, this boy never shows up to class until we are halfway through our first lesson. He'll walk through the door right as we're about to comprehend quantum physics, disrupt the class, throw off the teacher's train of thought, and instead we'll go back to bashing Facebook and never understand what Schrödinger's Cat has to do with anything.


A "Ben Wong Student" will sit at the back of the class with his trusty sidekick the "Brendan Grant" where they will laugh at their jokes, flip the leavers on students chairs and mix beats on their laptops. 


That being said, the "Brendan Grant" students are actually diligent and hard working, when not lead down the dark path by the malicious Ben Wong. This is why all schools must purge themselves of these corrupt elements, and then, and only then, will we have the return of free education!


I trust you can all see through the pathetic machinations of Australian politics to the heart of the problem, and do what needs to be done to restore the Australian education system to its former glory. Our thoughts and prayers go with you.